Opposite Day

MermaidMan and Barnacleboy II

SpongeBob wins a conch shell that can call his favorite superheroes in emergencies. However, SpongeBob’s definition of “emergency” is drastically different than Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s.

Hooky

Mr. Krabs comes in the Krusty Krab one day warning everybody about fishing hooks and how they take you away. Patrick comes one day and says that the carnival is in town. The “carnival” is actually a bunch of fishing hooks. Mr. Krabs catches SpongeBob on the hooks and gets him in trouble. The next day SpongeBob goes on a hook again. The hook rips off his pants and underwear, causing him to become naked in front of Pearl and her friends.

Neptune's Spatula

While at the Fry Cook Museum, SpongeBob pulls a legendary spatula out of a bucket of grease. The legend states “whoever pulls the spatula out will be Neptune’s servant”. Neptune and SpongeBob enter a cooking contest to see who can make 1,000 Krabby Patties first. Neptune wins, but SpongeBob’s patty was made with love so his is better than all of Neptune’s. Neptune is forced by the spectators to concede. However, SpongeBob does not want to be Neptune’s fry cook. The sponge has another plan that will help both of them, while he stays at the Krusty Krab.

Fool in April

SpongeBob plays harmless April Fool’s jokes on everyone (”You asked for a couple of ice cubes, and I only put in one!”), but Squidward, annoyed as usual, plays one very mean joke on SpongeBob. After SpongBob runs away crying from Squidward, everyone leaves angrily because Squidward hurt his feelings. Spuidward tries to apologize SpongeBob, but his odd face changes, which makes him harder to say “Sorry”, until he finds out that he became fooled by everyone.

Walking Small

Plankton wants to build another Chum Bucket so he gets SpongeBob to drive everybody away from the beach. Nothing is working out for Plankton until he gives SpongeBob one more chance. SpongeBob makes everyone go away through “assertion”, and Plankton shows him his ulterior motives. SpongeBob, out of guilt, gets everyone to come back.

Texas

Sandy’s blue. Seems she’s homesick for ‘good ol’ Texas’. But Spongebob’s determined to cheer her up by bringing a bit of Texas right to Bikini Bottom. However, this leads to Sandy’s extreme rage because both SpongeBob and Patrick makes insults of Sandy’s home, Texas, which led into a chase. Can SpongeBob make it to the Krusty Krab and unleash his “Welcome Home” bash, before will Sandy stops him in his tracks?

Rock Bottom

SpongeBob and Patrick take the wrong bus and end up “below” Bikini Bottom in a spooky town called Rock Bottom. Spongebob tries to find out when the next bus will come, but the bus comes and takes Patrick. Can SpongeBob ever get back home?

Arrgh!

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs start playing a board game. Mr. Krabs likes it so much that he wants to go on a real treasure hunt. After several humorous mistakes (”East? Ohhhh… I thought you said ‘West’ [pronounced weast]“), the crew is about ready to give up. After Mr. Krabs goes to bed for the night, Spongebob and Patrick find the “map” (actually the board game), but end up stumbling upon the treasure.

The Paper

To Squidward, it’s a worthless gum wrapper. But in the right hands it’s a gold mine of entertainment. Just ask Spongebob, who’s picked up the tossed wrapper and is using it to amuse himself, and annoy Squidward.

Valentine's Day

SpongeBob’s sets up a Valentine’s Day treat for Patrick, but their plan goes wrong and SpongeBob gives Patrick a handshake instead of his real gift. Patrick gets mad that SpongeBob didn’t give him a real gift, and, wanting to tear SpongeBob up, SpongeBob shows him his real gift as it arrives there. Patrick becomes friends with SpongeBob again.

Suds

SpongeBob gets a bad case of “the Suds”. He tells Patrick about the problem, who in shock, warns him not to go to the doctor. Patrick decides to be SpongeBob’s doctor. Meanwhile, Sandy attempts to bring SpongeBob to a real doctor, much to Patrick’s dismay.

Sleepy Time

When SpongeBob goes to sleep his consciousness ventures into his friend’s dreams. He ends up messing them up, and his real-life friends get mad at them.

Karate choppers

SpongeBob becomes so addicted to karate that Mr. Krabs says no more but SpongeBob can't help himself so one day at the park, he and Sandy make Krabby Patties by doing karate. Mr. Krabs catches them and SpongeBob and Sandy help out at the Krusty Krab by doing karate while making hundreds of Krabby patties, and SpongeBob doesn't get fired.

SB-129

Squidward flees to the Krusty Krab in search of quiet and winds up frozen in the freezer. When he finally thaws, he finds himself far in the future and wondering how to go back.

Squidward, the Unfreindly Ghost

When SpongeBob and Patrick think they’ve killed Squidward because a shell hit Squidward’s latest work of art, which happens to be a wax replica of himself. When the real Squidward appears, he is covered in powder, causing SpongeBob and Patrick to think he is a ghost. Later, SpongeBob finds a comic book saying he should put Squidward to rest. Squidward says no, so they send him to dry land.

I was a teenage Gary

SpongeBob trusts Squidward to take good care of Gary while he goes to a

jellyfish convention. However, Squidward just abandons Gary and the poor

snail starts to starve. Thinking Gary is going to die, Squidward rushes

into SpongeBob’s house and tries to make the poor snail eat three days’

worth of food. SpongeBob calls the veterinarian, who gives him a syringe

containing snail plasma. The plasma is accidentally injected into

SpongeBob’s nose, and Squidward tries to help himself when he dodges the

transformed SpongeSnail

Scaredy Pants

SpongeBob wants to scare everybody in Bikini Bottom so he pretends to be The Flying Dutchman. When SpongeBob gets to the Krusty Krab’s Halloween party, he does a good job of scaring everybody, but loses it when Patrick gets stung by a jellyfish. The real Flying Dutchman comes to steal everyone’s soul, but SpongeBob scares him away by taking off his costume, showing his brain.

Employee of the Month

SpongeBob gets scared that Squidward will win the Employee of the Month

award. He and Squidward play mean tricks on each other so they won’t get to

work on time. When they get to the Krusty Krab, they break everything and

make so many patties that the Krusty Krab blows up.

The Chaperone

Pearl’s boyfriend stands her up so she has to take SpongeBob to her prom.

When they get there SpongeBob keeps messing things up so he runs into the

bathroom crying. Pearl gives SpongeBob another chance and they go dancing.

When they get home, Mr. Krabs scares SpongeBob and he freezes up, but

SpongeBob was actually a dummy the whole episode.